asvprock:


You’re a lizard, Harry.

asvprock:

You’re a lizard, Harry.

(via comfortab1y-numb)






sofapizza:

nice try, satan.

sofapizza:

nice try, satan.

(via shybairnsget-nowt)


monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(via shybairnsget-nowt)



sidnugget:

My favorite person

sidnugget:

My favorite person

(via milk-hotel)





text reads: this doesn’t compare to the feel of your skin

Whoa

always loved this

text reads: this doesn’t compare to the feel of your skin

Whoa

always loved this

(via drenched-dreams)


dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via i-suck-dick)


(via asian)


stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

(via milk-hotel)



sdunphy33:

Can someone just send me something like this already

sdunphy33:

Can someone just send me something like this already

(via happinesscurrentlyloading)